ah.
Somebody's gonna her about this.
Oh, rick, is this the most heavenly perfect bed you've ever seen?
Yeah.
It's not only got your standard leg support, neck, and lumbar,
It has 78 sleep perfect positions.
Massage arms, yes, thank you very much.
Adjustable height control.
Massage arms do sound nice.
Oh, quad-speed, completely programable for maximum rest
And a turbo thingy that I still don't understand,
But mark my words, I will.
Yeah, we'll probably never use the turbo thingy.
Okay, let's go.
We need new pillow shams.
No, we don't. Rims maybe, but not shams.
The bed will be absolutely positively more scrumptious
With the new shams. I promise.
No, no, no, you've got a bed.
If I so much as find the memory of a cat he on my new bed,
Your new bed will be outsid. Got it?
Humiliating, ain't it?
If anyone's got a right to sleep in the new bed, it should be you, pal.
ah.
This is livin', tom.
You got it, pal.
Whew! Just one more heavenly minute.
I ain't never slept on a cloud before.
No, it's better than a cloud.
Yeah, much better.
They'll never know, brother.
Your secret's safe with me.
Two sodas, little man.
And make it snappy.
We're parched.
Huh?
We showed him, eh, pal?
So, where were we?
Nighty-night.
Did anyone get the license number of that guy?
I got you, little stinker.
Maybe there was a tornado.
And it took the bed?
It could have happened.
How considerate of the tornado to bring back the bed.
It's better than a cloud, huh?
Like sleeping on a marshmallow.
If that marshmallow was on a cloud.
Am I right?
Ah, the joy of yosemite and the great outdoors.
If you listen closely, you can almost hear the call of the wild.
I'd like to order a pizza.
It's important that we put aside our busy lives
And spend a little quality time in mother nature's house.
Hey! Give a bear a little privacy, will ya?
Yosemite falls.
That water will never stop moving.
But it's important that we do
And reflect on the simple joys of life, like camping.
Why, here's two campers now.
-How's it going, campers?
Before a date with mother nature,
Picking up a little insect repellant will make sure you don't get...
Bugged.
Advances in modern technology have made tents lighter...
More comfortable...
And easier to assemble than ever.
You can't go camping and not do a little fishing.
Are they biting, camper?
Sort of reminds you of how life used to be for our forefathers.
If you were hungry, you just went out and caught your lunch.
Hang in there, camper.
You know, sometimes the fish just aren't biting.
That's the spirit, camper.
If you don't succeed, try, try and try again.
But at a certain point, enough's enough. Right, pal?
Ah, there's nothing better than the crackling sounds of a campfire.
But first, you have to build one.
Looks like someone was a good scout.
Uh, starting a fire so close to the tree isn't the best idea.
Everything tastes better around the campfire.
Isn't that right, camper?
Even cat food, I suppose.
But remember, feeding wild animals is never a good idea.
I got no problem with it. You?
One of the best parts of camping is
The instant rapport total strangers develop.
It's not uncommon for someone to share their dinner...
To share their dinner.
How about that?
Not many people get to see an eagle up close.
Isn't camping wonderful?
There's nothing more relaxing than mother nature singing you a lullaby.
Relaxing, isn't it?
Looks like we know who the king of this jungle is.
Sweet dreams, campers. Tomorrow is another glorious day.
Aw! Isn't that cute? It's a bear!
Holy cow! It's a bear!
Remain calm!
There's always a chance the bear might be bluffing.
Okay, quick! Throw something in his path to distract him!
That'll work!
Phew!
So we end our story on the breath-taking beauty of half dome...
An american treasure.
A landmark that will endure forever.
Hope you enjoyed your camping trip.
Hurry back now.